Crisis Crashes Islander Draft Party

The Mouth invaded the Islanders drafting party that was held on June 26th, 2009. The Big man decided to conduct a mock draft of his own by basically mocking the Islanders building, it’s fans and their ex players live and in person.

Now, you might say that is an awful lot of trouble to go to through just to bust the chops of the Islander collective. Actually for the Mouth it was no trouble at all.

His unique brand of Hockey humor is fueled by contempt for 95% of Islander fans, who for some reason need to focus on the Rangers shortcomings rather then concentrating on their own annual absurd NHL futility. Perhaps the Fish Stick fans should be spotlighting on setting the bar a whole lot higher for their own team.

The Mouth thought this the perfect opportunity to flip the tables and turn his full comedic attention to the tragic state of the Islanders and their fourth rate Organization, giving them a dose of their own medicine but a much more potent and higher quality comedic dose.

In some serious news a rumor started by an overweight Ranger fan circulated all night at the mausoleum that Islanders first pick overall John Tavares has bought a summer home in Kansas City.